You move me, Kurt.
Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch. You ain't window-shopping.
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Time to initiate House Party protocol.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.